Sunday, July 18, 2010

M&Ms Political 2010


Something about those anthropomorphic M&M characters always really hit a nerve with me, but I usually couldn't really put my finger on why. So thanks for making it glaringly obvious with this commercial, Mars.

Whenever they bring in the green M&M, I prepare for rage take-off. M&Ms delivered for me, once again, with the use of the green M&M here.


The green M&M obviously is supposed to represent some sort of female viewpoint, although it's not entirely clear if this feminization is supposed to be geared toward women in that it gives them a fun little M&M character to follow, or geared toward men with the blatant sexualizing of a piece of fricken candy. Those issues aside, what irks me in particular about this commercial (and sent me into a screaming rage that scared those around me) is that one line:

"Boys, it's all about working the polls."

This line is obviously a double entendre, playing off the politically related word "polls," meaning the casting and registering of votes in an election; and the much more problematic "poles," bringing in a much more insidious suggestion of a stripper pole. The suggestion of the double meaning is emphasized by the phrasing--"working the polls," a colloquial phrase often used in reference to strippers and politicians, alike.

The situation is worsened by the delivery of the line, her voice is husky and seductive as she blows a kiss to the crowd. Also potentially problematic, and I might be wrong here, but it sounds to me as if the line is delivered by a WOC, which plays into so many more damaging stereotypes that I probably can't even begin to completely dissect that problem.

How hard would it have been to portray the female M&M in a positive role of power in politics? Why is it that even an anthropomorphic M&M, with hardly any physical appearance of a human being, still has to be hypersexualized when it takes on those more "female" qualities?

M&Ms, you are SHITLISTED.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Joe's Crab Shack


What a SCUMBAG.

Maybe this kind of cheap, blatant, and pathetic use of sexual innuendo would be funny if...
1) Little girls didn't grow up watching it everywhere they turn
2) Women weren't still treated as merely a means to a fuck
3) It wasn't TWO THOUSAND FUCKING TEN

Joe's Crab Shack, you are shitlisted.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Shit List

Products/Organizations/Companies that have made the Shit List:
[in alphabetical order]

Joe's Crab Shack
M&Ms